In the beginning, there was nothing... then there was Fna! Fna created the heavens and the earth.. and then demanded sacrifice..
And the people cried out in fear of Fna! However, it was given its sacrifice. A hundred wise old Pikachus were committed to the heavens in a dark ritual. But Fna was not satisfied yet.
Fna demanded more death! The people revolted! The God Fna created havoc among his creations! The seas boiled, volcanoes erupted, and Rush Limbaugh ran for president!
But then . . . all fell quiet. For Fna had decided to love his creations . . . but they still needed to pay for their lack of love for Fna. So he transformed them into squishy helpless things called humans. Such was their punishment.
The humans were forced to live with such evil creations as Hitler, Saddam Hussein, the Printer Nazi, and Jennifer Martin. The people cried out for Fna to have mercy.. but Fna gave them none.
This is why people decided to create AK-47 Russian automatic assault rifles. They were distributed to the 'good guys' of WWII, the 'good guys' of the present time, and the students of Squalicum High School. Jennifer Martin was taken care of as well. But then Fna created anchovies.
The anchovies wreaked havoc across the world! No one was safe from the evil anchovies of Fna, not even those good guys armed with their Russian automatic assault rifles! The only people resistant to the evil powers of Fna were... *dramatic music* Rai-chan and Heta-chan!
Yes, Rai-chan and Heta-chan!!! Heta-chan, formerly known as an anti-social high school student named Heather, had participated in a strange government experiment in accordance with the amount of cash involved and the wishes of her biology teacher. When they were done with her, she had long, bright cerulean hair and rad ice-shooting guns implanted in her fingertips. They also took off her cranium and screwed around with her brain until she acquired psychic powers of levitation and teleportation. She chose to wear shiny blue clothes and become a super heroine. Of course, all Heta-chan could do was chase normal humans, which she froze easily. What else could she do but stand up to the power of Fna? Not even school presented as much of a challenge as this new menace. As for Rai-chan . . .
Rai-chan was once the mildly anti-social creative artist known as Rachel, who once walked the halls among the normal high school children. But Rachel always knew she was different. Maybe it was in the way she could create anything she wanted using her pencil and paper. Maybe it was in the way she always grasped new concepts so quickly. Maybe it was in the way she could run 3000 watts of electricity through any preppy she wanted. But, in any case, she *was* different, and she soon discovered this one morning when an evil lackey of Fna attacked her house. She traveled at the speed of light, opened the villains skull, took out it's brain, disabled the part that made it evil, and stuck it back in it's head all in the blink of an eye. And she did it again too. ^_^ That's right, Rachel was no ordinary teenage girl.. she was a Raichu girl, also known as a Raichick, created by exposing a raichu to an ultra rare star stone found only in.. oh, but enough about that! Rai-chan soon discovered Heta-chan, and together they set about to use their super powers of Ice and Electricity to stop the dark army of Fna. But first they needed a plan..
