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And so the two heroes walked off to find others who would be brave enough and strong enough to help them.

The two heroes happened wandered among the ruins of the once clean and sterile Squalicum commons. A few people scurried about inanely (there were only a few, since we couldn't afford any more set extras.) Ever since Fna had implemented the use of evil minions, any public building in the world was under constant attack, so many students just stayed home.

Rai-chan struggled to push a huge boulder of debris out of her way. Of course, the logical thing would have been to just walk around it, but she'd wanted to show off her super strength.

"Rai-chan," Heta called. "Stop trying to show off your super strength."

"Why??" Rai-chan grunted.

"Because you HAVE no super strength."

"Oh... right.." Rai-chan grinned sheepishly.

A small black pig ran squealing out from under the debris. "Hey!!" Rai-chan yelled. "It's a piggy!!"

"What are you talking about?" Heta-chan shouted, from where she was at the other end of the Commons (she was quite a slow nomad searcher.)

"Look..." Rai-chan pointed at where the pig had last been, and before she could say anything else a bright steak of color whizzed by her, pouncing on the black pig.

"Oooooh, P-Chan!!" The bright color squealed, squeezing the poor pig until it's eyes bugged out. "Someone bring me some hot water!!" She laughed maniacally.

Rai-chan stared in amazement. "Sammy-chan??"

"Oh, hi Rai-chan! What are you doing at Sehome, the land of orange lockers and evil English teachers?"

"Sammy-chan, This isn't Sehome, it's Squailcum."

"Doh! I have to learn not to follow this pig any more!" said sammy_chan as she squeezed the aforementioned piggy.

About then Heta-chan came walking up to inspect the situation. "Soooooo,..........who's the girl with the cute piggy?" Heta-chan asked.

"I am the mighty Sammy_chan! Protector of the easily amused everywhere! I can fall out of small trees with amazing speeds, eat large amounts of french fries in a single sitting, and run into the same tree twice without losing consciousness! I also like to knit large sweaters for dogs, heehee." As Rai-chan, and Heta-chan gapped in awe, Sammy_chan passed out autographs to silly fans that passed. "So Rai-chan," asked Sammy, "what are you doing, are you having a recliner chair race?"

"No, me and Heta-chan are hunting for nomads and stuff and fighting against the evil power of Fna."

"WE VOW THAT WE WILL KILL FNA, or that at least we will negotiate with it strenuously!" Heta-chan chimed in. Just as Heta-chan finished, a dark force swept through the halls, so evil that the mightiest of men would wet their pants and P-chan did that cute kwee sound!

RUSH LIMBAUGH, FNA's EVIL MINION !!!!

As his fat rhythmically jiggled it hypnotized the mere mortals of Squalicum. "Fna requires another sacrifice because of your quest, Rai-chan and Heta-chan!" Rush said "Resistance is futile! MWHAHAAHAAHAAHA!"

"Leave, nasty political man, or prepare to receive our mighty blow!!" Rai-chan threatened as Heta and her both got into a cool stance for battle. Suddenly Rush�s eyes drifted over to Sammy_chan as she obliviously played with P-chan and searched for hot water.

"OH!! What a cute piggy!! I WANT IT!!!" Rush cried out. And before Sammy could do anything to stop Rush, he snatched P-chan and ran off, giggling.

"HEY, what happened to our fight!........I was in the mood to kill freeze something!" cried Heta-chan.

"Hey, Sammy_chan, are you ok? This can't be good for your blood pressure..." asked Rai-chan nervously as she noticed that Sammy's eyes where glowing a bright red and large claws shot out of her fingers. Sammy_chan was reverting to her secret power, whenever she got really mad she became almost invincible!

"RUSH LIMBAUGH, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!" Sammy screamed as her battle aura blasted away nearby bystanders...........