After Sammy's awesome display of power, the other two girls were sure that wherever Rush was, he was scared. He walked out from behind the lunch counter, which was virtually indestructible. "HOHAHOHAHO!" Came his evil laugh, not unlike the fat octopus chick from The Little Mermaid's laugh. His fat jiggled evilly. A voice rang out. "Make my monster grow!!"
"GET DOWN!!" Rai-chan screamed, jumping on Heta and Sammy to shove them to the floor.
A bomb fell from nowhere and rolled towards Rush. He picked it up and laughed louder as it exploded in his hand. P-chan was seen dropping from the obese politician's grasp and running away.
Heta-chan yelled "I don't wanna die!!" as a cloud of smoke accompanied by a crashing of thunder filled the entire unnecessarily big area. When it cleared, a titanic-sized Rush Limbaugh stood grinning down at them. "OHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!" The girls covered their ears in panic as the evil laughter crashed through the school, echoing wherever it touched the hollow brain of a still-living preppy.
"WHAT'LL WE DO?!?!?!!" Heta screamed.
Sammy stood and glared angrily at the giant Rush. "YOU'LL PAY FOR WREAKING BELLINGHAM'S MALL-SCHOOL!!!" She yelled with fury. The power in the air was tangible.
Sammy shook a fist in the air as Rush continued laughing maniacally. Rai-chan tapped Heta on the shoulder. "Heta-chan, can you use your powers of levitation for flight?"
Heta looked pensive. "I don't know, but I can sure give it the old school try." She closed her eyes and dropped her hands to her sides. To no one's surprise but her own, she raised into the air, her blue hair shining in a really cool way.
She looked down at Rai. Rai-chan took the signal for further instructions, saying, "fly around his head and shoot ice in his eyes while we take him down from here."
Heta, the light of determination dawning in her eyes, flew up to Rush's cow-like head. He stopped laughing once he saw her and glared.
She punished his glaring with two ice shards shot neatly into his eyes.
As Rush roared and clawed at his bleeding eyes, Sammy-chan shouted, "NOW!!" The power rippling off of Sammy knocked the giant to the ground. He let out an oink of rage and flailed his arms about, smashing Crissy Hall to bits.
Rai-chan said under her breath, "here goes nothing." Positively crackling with electricity, she pounded Rush's writhing body with charge after charge. Heta floated to the ground and looked on in approval. After Rush was finally dead, she clapped. Sammy said, "this is fun, we make a great team. Let's leave this crappy school and seek out more minions of Fna to kill."
The three misfits made their way out of the building.
"It's way too nice out here for there to be any of Fna's lackies attacking," said Heta-chan peacefully.
The three girls had just left the school. Before they knew it the sky filled with dark and scary storm clouds. Then up in the sky were thousands of little specks.
"Whahahahaha! You fools! Fna is the ultimate power in the world. I, Wallace-Kami, have been sent here to make sure that you follow the power that is Fna! To make sure that you follow my orders I have with me four others to help enforce my rules. Ranma with the power of The Anything Goes Martial Arts! Shampoo with the Amazon power! Kodachi with the power of Martial Arts Gymnastics! And Kunou with the power of Martial Arts Fencing! Now you stupid children, you shall meet my wrath! Ranma GO!" With that Ranma flew down from the sky to fight the three girls.
"Feh. You girls are no match to me!" Ranma yelled at them, "Chestnut Fist!" At the speed of light the three girls flew into the school. Because of the force of their blast the school collapsed on them.
"Rush was such a weakling. Those girls were so weak! Now everyone go and spread Fna through out the world! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," takes a sec to breath, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Psyduck!"
"Yes my pet, soon. Very soon you shall be worshiped by all!"
[NARRARATOR] What will happen now. Are the three girls that were to fight the evils of Fna to be killed before the battles begun?!
Meanwhile in a small section of a rather insignificant galaxy, circling a tiny, ordinary star - a small, nothing planet saw the birth of a great new mystery. A new force was being created at that very moment. A force which no one ever would have or COULD have suspected would come into existence anywhere, or anytime in this universe. But one thing is certain, the Universe will NEVER be the same, ever again!
Heta pulled herself out of the rubble, glaring at the evil Wallace-kami which stood before her. "No," she thought, "it�s not going to end like this!" Fueled by a sudden strange feeling that the universe would never be the same, ever again, Heta-chan shakily stood on her feet. "Doesn�t Wallace-kami mean WALLACE PAPER??" Heta screamed at the bad guy at the top of her lungs.
"What?? No!!" Wallace-kami, a.k.a. Craig, covered his face with his hands, wallowing in the terrible fact that Heta had discovered his secret. His pet Psyduck clutched at its head. "Psy-yai-yai..." it muttered.
"Yeah, well I heard it meant �hair�," Rai-chan said suddenly. Heta glanced over to see her helping Sammy out from under a boulder.
"Nooo!! Nooo!!" Craig cried, slowly sinking to the ground. "I�m melting.. melting..!!" He made a great show of "melting" into the ground, occasionally muttering "Oh, what a world." It went on like this for well over ten minutes, until he stopped writhing, and stared at the three girls blankly, having forgotten they were there. "Finish them off, Ranma!!" He yelled to his lackey.
"Oh no you don�t," Rai-chan said as Evil Ranma rushed towards them. "Not this time!!"
"CHESTNUT FIST!!" Ranma shouted, throwing punches at the speed of light.
"NUTCRACKER!!" Rai-chan kicked him where he ought not be kicked.
"Ooooghff.." The evil pigtailed boy doubled over in pain. Craig winced. Sammy and Heta laughed until their appendixes burst.
"You may have won this round!!" Craig screamed from where he was still trying to melt. "But the game�s not over yet!" On some unspoken cue, Kodachi the Evil began laughing insanely and twirling a storm of black petals around. The girls began sneezing uncontrollably. When the petals cleared, all traces of the evil ones had vanished.
"Wow, that was really exciting!" Heta-chan said with a big smile.
"Omigosh!!" Sammy-chan jumped three feet. "Where�s my P-Chan??"
"Ut-oh.." Rai-chan nervously helped Sam find her pig. "This isn�t good for your rage.."
Heta stepped back from the ruins of what remained of Squalicum High School, after Ranma had chestnut-fisted the life out of it. She grinned thoughtfully. Everything seemed to be going according to her plan..
A sudden explosion rocked the earth she stood on. Heta-chan was almost blinded by a light that was extremely bright yet somewhat far away. "What the heck.." Heta muttered.
"..He tends to get very, very lost," Sammy was explaining to Rai-chan as they headed back.
"Didn�t you guys see that big explosion that nearly blinded me?" Heta-chan asked in astonishment.
Both girls stared at Heta. "Yeah.. so..?"
"Well, let�s go see what it was!" Heta suggested brightly.
Sammy-chan and Rai-chan beamed. "Okay!!"
(Narrator) And so our heroes continue on their journey. What new sights and adventures await them at the end of their quest for the strange explosion? Stayed tuned to find out next time, on the next "Pokemon"!!.. Oh.. wait.. This isn�t Pokemon?.. I see.. I don�t get paid nearly enough for this job. (clears throat) Anyways, tune in next time, blah blah, defeat the evil Fna. I�m leaving.. If anyone needs me I�ll be in that coffee place across the street.. (door slamming)
The three girls trotted towards the flash with Heta-chan occasionally bumping into random items from her lack of 20/20 vision at the moment. They soon came upon a giant crater with steam rising from the edges. A girl suddenly popped up from the deep crater and proceeded to put a fire out of her hair.
"Wow!" exclaimed Rai-chan, "It is a superhuman being from a distant galaxy that has traveled from a distant universe and made a giant crater with her ship!"
"Actually," said the mysterious singed girl, "I was just playing with a bunch of fire works and they blew up.. heehee silly me."
"Dang nab it" pouted Sammy-chan" I was hoping you were an alien, I always wanted to meet an alien, they wear those giant hooded fur coats for the cold and go ice fishing and they live in those cute ice houses......."
"Sammy-chan, those are Eskimos...." said Heta-chan.
"Well I am an alien," chimed in the girl again, "I just forgot that firework plus fire equals big fire in hair. By the way my name's Brandii." All the girls said their welcome to earth speech and introduced themselves as protectors of the world. But now a new dilemma plagued their group....they got the munchies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The smell of roasted Brandii made their saliva gland produce amylase at an unearthly rate. Even Brandii thought that she would make great barbecue.
"I suggest that we go find somewhere to eat or somebody here is gonna end up in my mouth." advised Rai-chan.
"But where are we going to eat?" asked Heta-chan. This question and more will be answered in the next chapter......
